romancingeunuch [2006-01-24 09:30:22 +0000 UTC]

What is that, a twat? Let me rock that shit, son.

give me something sweet.

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sausagelips [2004-08-31 19:27:31 +0000 UTC]

YOU WILL ALL READ WHATEVER I WRITE AND KISS IT'S ASS! THIS IS NOT AN OPTION. SAUSAGELIPS BOWS TO NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! HE CAN CRUSH WHOMEVER HE WISHES, AND HE WISHES THE CRUSHING UPON WHOMEVER HE PLEASES. WHOMEVER HE PLEASES. WHOMEVER HE PLEASES!


A LESSON LEARNED AGAIN AT THE HANDS OF SIR SAUSAGELIPS, PEASANTS.


LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU'VE GOTTEN FAT.

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spyed [2003-04-10 10:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.

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errantmystic [2003-03-15 15:05:05 +0000 UTC]

I should point out that pegging a guy in the back of the head with a dart makes you the dart champion FOR ALL TIME.

...until the next time.

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romancingeunuch [2003-02-21 16:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Now, I'm no anthropologist, but I'm willing to wager that negative attention is not only better than no attention at all, it's better than every other kind of attention, too. So, as your friend and confidant, I am honored to provide you with some negative attention.

Fuck off, and die.

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project9 [2003-02-13 18:58:36 +0000 UTC]

gee anotherone who thinks that "negative attention is better than none"

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awake [2003-02-11 01:52:42 +0000 UTC]

herro.

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romancingeunuch [2003-02-04 16:17:45 +0000 UTC]

you know, you're streak of moderately callous comments apparently brought my comment on this page to the attention of the moderators, and i received a warning as well. this is humor, you see. i'm not sure what so unattractive about you cleaning up your post-ecstatic leavings with crumpled lovelorn correspondance, but i guess i touched on a sensitive topic.

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defourthson [2003-01-30 20:11:46 +0000 UTC]

its a sweet sound coming outta nowhere...prolly rock in that picture, but so many others.

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romancingeunuch [2003-01-30 18:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes, shitass, Kay is the bitch you said smells good over the phone. I shall endeavor to write you more romantic letters, so you have something to clean up with after you jerk off to midget-beastiality-rape porn.

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notfrench [2003-01-24 01:02:47 +0000 UTC]

i believe the "cool" kids would say the following: w3rd.

seriously though, you put a mean sentence together.

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romancingeunuch [2003-01-20 15:41:35 +0000 UTC]

What's up, fuck. So it begins.

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erinightwind [2003-01-19 03:18:04 +0000 UTC]

You've got some interesting theories, to mention a few other self-inflicted faults and virtues. Mind if I keep a watch out for more of your contributions to the 'community' of Deviant Art?

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