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Pwn'd by Draco's wand...no...wait...
Draco's wand is longah. And who else reckons Mr Malf used to beat Draco with his pimpy snake cane...
HA, oh yes and my sister, just showed me this! GO NOW: [link]
And hither is where to find the the quote what inspired this piece of random: Harry Pottah, Defly Hallowz, page 14, bout half way dahn.
I think it was the "Voldmort compared lengths...Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement..." bit that got me mostly.
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I love this! But of course, my dirty mind made a huge mess of things...
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This is seriously 'OMGLOL' 
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I'll never look at this scene the same way again!
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i fell off my chair! * snort* HAHAHA!
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I would have been funnier if whe voldy compared the two wands and draco's was twice as long and then everyone broke down laughing
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if i was at the meeting, i would fall out of my chair!!
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HAHAHAH BURNNNNN, LUCIAS!! Okay now I'm picturing this happening... hehehehe
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Pfft hahaha! How did I miss this one? I usually laugh at these jokes in the books even when none of my friends get them...
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This is just... oh goodness, I'm now gonna look through all of your HP comics, k? XD
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I was happily grinning through that, but Bellatrix's 'OMGLOL' got me in stitches!!!!!!!!! Love it!
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PIMP CANE.
Sorry.
But yes, that quote was quite...eeeeenteresting.
Oh, Draco, are you embarassed by your silly daddy with his silly pimp cane?
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OOOOOHHH! that explains why lucius had the cane he was compensating.
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I've been waiting for the day that Draco Malfoy beats his own father for being such a git to his son! Gods, i loved that!!!
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well darlin'..Its a perverted joke..So how should I say this.......Wand length =...Penis length. <<;;
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oh.....um....thanks
*scared for life*
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i remember this part in the book I laughed so hard, I couldnt take it seriously.
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Finally, Malfoy did something worthwhile.......... maybe.
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Thank you, Slinkers, now Deathly Hallows is for ever a book of shame 8D
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haha lol this made me laugh when i saw this part in the movie XD
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I will never read that part again without dying of laughter
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"And who else reckons Mr Malf used to beat Draco with his pimpy snake cane..."
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Meh.
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I just want to remember to you all Draco's fangirls that Tom's wand was 13 inches and a half :3
Draco's only 10.
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Omg 
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