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Published: 2013-10-05 19:10:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 12963; Favourites: 178; Downloads: 16
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IT'S ON.GO HADES GO.
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Asd, I'd like to have someone yelling at me "do the *random animal here*" when approaching my girl.
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What are you talking about I would never fall for a guy who doesn't turn into an animal for me. I mean geez.
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"Why is it so damn cold?"
"Because the God of Death can't grasp the difference between dating and abduction."
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You are confusing Hades and Thanatos, Thanatos is the God of Death, Hades is the Lord of the Underworld (Thanatos brings the souls in, Hades only judges them)
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Zues is just full of great advice is he not?
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THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE PORRIDGE INVISIBLE GOD.
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Zeus, silly boy! Some times it's better just resorting to the basics.
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Every bad idea has a backseat driver. Lol
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Well Hades, at least you're doing better than your bothers.
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Olympus has a desperately low standard.
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I would say he should put her down, but I find this method of wooing a major improvement compared to Zeus's. So...RUN FOR IT, HADES! RUN STRAIGHT HOME AND DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET THERE!
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This can only end well for him. I await what happens next with baited breath.
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XFD Run before Demeter comes outside!! You got this!!
Zeus you jerk, shut your annoying mouth. Let Hades figure this out himself already.
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And now for this commercial break.
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Plut-O's! IT'S WHATS FOR BREAKFAST!
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Now back to Β your regularly scheduled kidnapping.Β
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WHOOOOOO RUN LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN ANGRY DEMETER ON YOUR TAIL-oh wait..Β Β
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That poor picnic. Got all up and left alone.Β Dayum.Β Today must have been a horrible day. Β
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Yeah, that's saying something !
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At least Hades isn't shape shifting to trick her into dating him.... sure he's got that cool helmet that makes him invisible but still. Cuz clearly Zeus is the play boy of the family...
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And yet that doesn't excuse kidnapping! Can't he go to a dating site like a normal person? Oh wait they don't have the internet...dammit.
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But then Demeter's gonna be pissed her kid is missing and bring about the seasons but at least Hades found a chick he likes so that should even it out right? WRONG! Don't matter if you're a god, you should never people snatch. Bad! Bad deity!!
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For making her hang out with him for the rest of existence? Hell no. Even I'd like an annoying bitch if it meant my so-called 'husband' snatched me up and made me live with him. There's a reason kidnapping is illegal!!
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What? I would! Nobody's people snatchin' me without feelin' the heat.
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Well he certainly has his own way of seducing women 0__o;
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At least it's not the same as his brother's !
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Someone give that family a "How to pick up girls for dummies" book.
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That's not a concept he's very familiar with :')
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To be honest, being suddenly yoinked from your picnic by an invisible force shouting "SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!" (which I presume is pronounced "UP-P-P-P-P-P-P!!!!", given the extended P instead of U. 
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