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Published: 2008-03-03 15:06:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 15470; Favourites: 356; Downloads: 782
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βLet us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare; of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. No other god can challenge Him; in the taste test, He is invincible. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age; not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. R'Amen.βI'm a recently converted Pastafarian, so i'd like to pay this homage to the One True God.
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His noodliness was my higher power in rehab.Β
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may he touch you all with his noodly appendage.Β
RaMEN
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See? You people post bullshit like this, but are constantly bitching about how pissy the religious are!
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Blasphemy! Everyone knows the one true god is a giant fire breathing octopus made of onion rings. And if anyone doubts the divinity of the great Onionpus, when they die they'll end up stuck in an elevator that plays nothing but Justin Bieber "music" with a gassy fat man named Phillip for all eternity.
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Welp, I hope somebody comes here to this elevator soon, I'm sort of in need of company.
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In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatballs,
Let his noodly appendages show you the way (to beer and stripper factories)
Ramen.
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Welcome to the One True Church, my fellow Pastafarian! I see that you have distanced yourself from the Heathens and begun down the Right Way. May He bless you with His pasta!
Also, you did an amazing job on this, with the colors and the shading. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is sure to be pleased!
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*Looks at submission date and how stupid my first few sentences sound*
I apologize if I sound anything like a nutcase! Just ignore those sentences and focus on the last two.
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I have to say, Link would beat this monster pretty easy. don't you people know? Only Link may eat SPAGHETTI for DINNER! If Link could be found, I shudder to think the fate of your flying spaghetti monster.
(But it would be a most delicious outcome)
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Lo! I have featured this in my journal. All glory be to The Noodly Appendaged One. R'Amen!
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Indeed it is.
A very creative one i must add.
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Well, its certainly more creative than the Invisible Pink Unicorn, don't u think?
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May you be touched by his noodely appendage! x
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I really like this homage.
I too, has recently fallen into His Noodly grace.
I love the holy glow of the picture. You should make this into a tshirt print.
.T
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you are being foolish to think that that is God. go to Church. learn something.
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we're fine with our noodly lord.
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Church? Never heard of
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you are being foolish to think that that is Church. go to Nature. learn something.
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Blessed be thy Sauce for gracing the pixels with his image. R'amen, brother!
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Ahh, such a fantastic tribute to the one true god.
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Such a cool deity!
I'm an atheist by the way, but this still one cool deity!^.^
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I'm a Christian, but I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one rad God.
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