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Published: 2008-04-25 06:57:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 579; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 17
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Once the first one had touched down it was shortly followed by many more of its brethren. After the barrage had exhausted itself all that remained was the scorched earth and the sickly glow of radiation permeating the sky. A new world was born into being on that day. In its shrieking birth cries it brought forth a host of plague and death into its new home. In its afterbirth, the masses of the dead and dying lay writhing, as thier bodies took on new forms.Related content
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As the ashes settled, God looked down at his fallen creations and asked, "Who farted?"
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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Couldn't resist or merely didn't try? I personally lean more towards the latter than the former in this instance.
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Well personally, I really don't find farts funny. They're actually rather juvenile. This, however, was the perfect setup.
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Damn. you're right. Sorry about that. I really didn't mean to put you into a situation where you might be forced to demean yourself.
...wait a second. YES I DID! Sorry again. I mislead you.
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I can forgive your crafty deceptions, but I cannot forgive your treachery to my honor. Go forth into the realm between heaven and hell with only this hot coal to light your way.
I really wonder what happened to Jack-o-lantern after both God and Satan exciled him. Maybe he had a potluck, but only one person showed up. That would be a pretty sad potluck, especially if you only brought chips.
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I would ask if you're high....sadly I already know.
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I've never even smoked a cigarette in my life. I have consumed alchohol, but not in copious ammounts, and I've actually decided not to drink it. The virgin stuff tastes just as good, and there's no mental retardation involved. If I am in fact high, it would have to be some sort of hormone imbalance or chemical produced naturally in my body. That would be interesting.
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As I said...further study is required. Submit now.
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Well I could always just remove all of my endocrine system organs for you to examine, but then I would die.
Oh well--minor drawback. Science must progress, must it not?
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Agreed. You are a true asset to the cause.
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Well I like to be optimistic after all. I mean, maybe they'll grow back. You never know--I mean my tentacles seem to grow back, but I never did see that finger again.
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Actually I have it now. It's mounted up on my wall right next to my stuffed republican.
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Well can I have it back, I'm kind of hungry
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Nope. Finders keepers.
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Well I found your face, does that mean I can have it?
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Well, that depends ENTIRELY on what you plan on using it for once you have it...
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I'll probably make a war drum out of it. You know, stretch it across the top of some wooden frame. Maybe get some little ornaments to decorate it with. Come on--your face would make a great war drum!
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You know how you said you weren't on drugs? I might reccomend them to you...
Hehe
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I have always wondered what taking certain drugs would be like, but my egotism keeps me from trying them. I think that I am in the perfect state of mind as I currently am, and that anything that would alter my mind would have no chance of improving it, therefore I have no case for taking drugs to see what would happen.
It would be rather cool, however, to clone myself and run a plethora of tests, with drugs and otherwise, on my biological replicas. That would asuage some of my boredom here at the University.
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Once you perfect the cloning process be a dear and send me a copy yeah?
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Nice try. You could find out my weaknesses that way... but then again, if you gave me some delicious cake, I would probably just tell you my weaknesses.
And copies are strictly for the selfish, personal gain of Lilly. No lives will be saved by the existence of these clones.
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*Hands you delicious cake*
...you were saying?
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*Nom* I was just discussing your promotion with my invisible colleague, here. If anything were to happen to him, well, I'd be so weak that I couldn't even warp dimensions anymore. Good thing no one knows about him, though...
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UNTIL NOW!!! *BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMM* <----dramatic music, in case you couldn't tell.
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Wow, that was fast! Lol, thanks!
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