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"|| it's too cold to be sober"
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Favourites: 257; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 139
Watching: 103; Pageviews: 7757; Comments Made: 945; Friends: 103
# Comments
Comments: 335
don't talk to me unless you can offer me a pbr
heh, just kidding--sorta ;;please leave all ooc comments and rp starters here! thank you! :v)
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lets say you really loved this person
like they were the love of your life and you see them being the main component in your future
how dumb would it be to take a cheeto in the asshole for them
legit question tho
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" well!
...
someone's gotta do it
get ready for the flamin' hots my friend, "
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/ frowns
"You're still not the mitten."
/ Aglaja why do you need to bring that up
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" STOP. lemme spell it out for ya--er, well... map it out. "
[/ he stands beside her and holds out his left hand
" the thumb? THAT'S DOOR PENINSULA.
the rest is the mitten!
yer blind or somethin' cuz it's plain as day! "
[/ this is an argument that has been going on for centuries
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBslfA…
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excuse me boy where is your shitpost license
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ive bean liming up for years now to have you throw those words at me
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// RAIN rain rain,,
// huffs out his cheeks
// this is what he gets for not bringing an umbrella
"-- Sorry, Mason,,
The forecast didn't say anything about rain"
// :^(
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" if i told you wisconsin had consistent weather patterns i'd be lyin'. "
[/ aw man and he wore shorts
[/ now it's gonna be chilly,,,
[/ he shields himself with his backpack but then looks over at noah
" you ain't got nothin'...?
--here, we'll wait it out! "
[/ motions for noah to follow him underneath an overhang
" i think i, umm... "
[/ removes his backpack and rummages through it
[/ yesss he has a rag for sweat
" here! dry off. "
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"rrrrghhhh,,"
// he's wearing cargo shorts and a black tee so he's getting nippy as well
// and squinting his eyes oh gosh he can't even see anything through these glasses
// u gotta drag him to that overhang mason he's losign the will to Go On,,
"-- !!!"
// stands there. mortified at how dramatically soaked he is
// ;_; like a drowned rat
"Thanks dude,,"
// quickly takes off his glasses in a delicate manner and wipes on them first
// before impulsively goin crazy on his hair - and the top of his hairline, to try and dry himself off
"Here --"
// hands the now olive-toned rag back to mason
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[/ he hesitates to accept the rag
[/ he's actually confused as all hell right now
[/ he slowly looks up to give noah his full attention and... woah
[/ this certainly isn't a sight he's ever seen
[/ but he... accepts the rag
[/ and he's just speechless for a bit
[/ the scars around his nose and right cheek were the most prominent, and mason felt bad for staring
[/ he quickly looked at the rag instead, since he felt his gaze linger a bit too long
" uh...? "
[/ he simply... raises the rag and points at the flesh colored makeup that was very brightly visible
[/ ,,,
[/ he's just so shocked but he feels so bad for being shocked
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// tilts his head
// and furrows his brows
"What?
Gosh Mason it's not like you've never seen me without my glasses on before,"
// shakes his head and pops them back on
// ew they're still wet --
"dang it, they could do with a bit more drying-- I might need that rag again,"
// looks at him and hes still got that look on his face
// but then his eyes fall on the cloth
// ,,,
"Oh my God"
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" no no, it's just that ... "
[/ immediately moves the rag out of view
" ...this foundation has too much orange in it, and you could do with somethin' more yellow, ... "
[/ sorry he's awkward and isn't sure how to respond so he cracks a bad joke
" i, uh... i'm sorry i didn't know that'd happen--... "
[/ WHAT DOES HE SAY HOW IS NOAH FEELING OH GOD PLEASE DON'T FEEL BAD
[/ A N X I E T Y
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", , ,"
// great now hes gotta buy new foundation
// it was a nice attempt but alas.
// ,,,
"the label said waterproof and everything,,"
// ha ha,,
// ha
// .
// defeated, he covers the side of his face as it grows redder
"Good God,,, this fucking weather!"
// takes off his glasses and does a full-on cover up with his hand over his eyes
// this shouldn't be such a big deal but here we are
"Sorry, Mason"
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" wh--noo! no don't apologize!
oh jeez, noah ... "
[/ this is not a normal noah reaction
[/ W O R R Y
" noah how are you feelin'-- are you alright? hey--
it's not that bad! it's really not i think it adds a lot of character-- "
[/ he's trying so hard rn
[/ please don't cry noah p l e a s e
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// too late bucko
// shakes his head and pulls the hand off
// good thing it Rains.
"N,,no - don't worry about it.
It's just.
Really,,"
// looks around for any possible escape route ... he can't escape the fact it's out there in the open tho gotta face the music
// covers the side of his face again
// he looks back at mason with a sad smile and pulls back the hand, eyes getting damper by the second - while knitting his brows
// keep it together boy
"Ugly things, scars. Aren't they?"
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[/ HE JUST BLINKS
[/ AND HE LITERALLY CHUCKLES A BIT
" dude, i'm tellin' ya it's not bad! ... "
[/ and now he just starts taking off his jacket
[/ and pulling up at his shirt????
[/ MASON WHAT THE FUCK
[/ this isn't a porno i promise
[/ and once it's off he bunches the shirt up in his hand
" my shoulder and neck look like uncooked beef, "
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// ,,,
// , , ,
"Oh,,,"
// o h.
// his stomach drops, and he bites his lip. ouch.
",,that looks like,"
// swallows
"..that.."
// he cant hold it back, that hurt to look at.
// even if mason dudn have the same emotional response,,
// oh gosh,,
",,Did it hurt you?"
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Hot damn, bro. Let's sing One Direction together.
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you roast like chestnuts on an open fire
i can go on for hours crisco
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get out of my caucasian home
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//after having gone to the petstore with mason to do some regular pet shopping ethan got an idea as to how to make their trip a bit more interesting
//having walked to the car to put all of their purchases away
//looks over at mason, clearly there's something on his mind
"hey- masey- What'ya say on our way back we stop by a local animal adoption center?"
"y'know... jus for the sake of it, since this day has been all bout pets anyways-"
"i think it would be quite a nice time~"
//shoots him a grin, thinking it wont take much to convince mason to agree
//ethan probs does this a lot
//just stops by the and plays with the doggos and kitties there
//so why not bring mason along this time as well hehe who knows
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[/ mason just gives ethan the most goofy look ever
[/ like you DON'T EVEN KNOW
" ethan...
you KNOW how i get when i see animals that need a home!!
are you sure yer prepared for this trip with me? "
[/ he raises an eyebrow now
" it might be different this time with you to talk some sense to me right on the spot, though...
y'know what? let's do it!
why the hell not?
let's go look at some FLUFFY FRIENDS ! "
[/ he's so ready SO SO READY
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boy i feel like pickign on someone
and would u look over there, if its not mason debauch
mason has pretty hair. so ill text him its ugly
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[ text ] hey now no need 2 hate on the curls man
[ text ] i think they suit me :v([/ patpats his poof
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// texts
[TEXT]: it loosk like hair yound see on an old lady on the bus
[TEXT]: learn to Comb
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[text] Hey Rich
[text] Those things you're saying to Mason...
[text] Not nice.
[text] You better cut it off.
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[TEXT]: wiht pleasure
[TEXT]: do I use shears oRR clippers
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[text] That is not what I meant.
[text] I'm not gonna let you get close to Mason
[text] His curls are a part of who he is and you can't go around telling him to get rid of it.
//insert its time to stop gif
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[TEXT]: u can cut noahs hair if u want
[TEXT]: a;l of u neeD haircuts
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[text] Who gave you the power to decide this?
[text] no one's gettin hair cuts any time soon
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[ text ] stop!!!! Y!!!
[ text ] i dont understand :v(
[ text ] i guess i could gel it from now on...
[ text ] is it that bad????????
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[TEXT]: no
[TEXT]: itr needs a Buzzcut
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[ text ] shut up
[ text ] u look like ratatouille u rodent lookin ass shut up!!!
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// ,,,,,,
// sht hes right
[TEXT]: You Shut up vagina eyes
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[ text ] come 2 my place i have some cheese 4 u 2 nibble on with those rat ass teeth of urs
[ text ] i understand they dont have dentists in the south tho
[ text ] the cheese will help u file those bad boys
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[TEXT]: Ok millk mouyh yuo eat a steak abd try not ;losign any teeth
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[ text ] oh i do & i have the smile of a winner still
[ text ] watch urself bc i have a key 2 ur place & ill shave that beard right off 2 reveal 2 every1 that u have no chin
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[TEXT]: .;
[TEXT]: I;m telling the po;ice u Threatened my liev;ihood
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[ text ] u text like ur in a constant state of cry typing rich
[ text ] u good bro i can mail u some tissues
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// really squintin his eyes
// losign.. energy..
"you type."
[TEXT]: He says bring them in person and he'll be thankful
[TEXT]: ..Don't do it Mason, he says he knows where he'll stick them
[TEXT]: and I don't think he means his eyes
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....I already don't like you.
/ wow rude
/ looks wayyy up at him
too tall for me.
/ olivia is2g ur getting ur ass beat one day
/ shes nice i promise
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" pardon me but what the hell is that about??
i think i'm pretty damn likeable!! "
[/ LOOMS DOWN AT HER
[/ OMG THIS IS HIGHKEY SO EXCITING FOR HIM
[/ ...he's usually the short one,,
" ya know what they say,
the shorter you are the closer you are to hell "
[/ IMPLYING THIS APPLIES TO YOU MISSY
" a simple ' hello, nice to meet ya! ' woulda sufficed, y'know. "
[/ S M H
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I'm pretty sure you are, but you and everyone's height here is getting on my nerves.
My neck hurts really bad ever since I got here.
/ is he mad???
/ pls dont be mad
/ folds her arms
/ but smiles like nothings wrong
Well... Who says I didn't came from there already?
/ get it??
/ since she came from the south??
/ ....nevermind
/ waves her hand
Relax I was getting to that! Hi, I'm Olivia.~
/ is2g liv
/ why so e d g y
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