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# Statistics
Favourites: 45; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 1
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 653; Comments Made: 13; Friends: 6
# Comments
Comments: 31
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER IN HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE
OF AN L
ON HER FOREHEAD
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Worm... I have some news to confess to you.
I am deeply in love with you.
Your gayness captivates me.
It is so beautiful.Β
I imagine us having a future together.
Two cats... three dogs... and a pet pony to reflect my beautiful self.
We will live in an urban mansion, overlooking New York city.
Adding to this, we will get married, and live our life as if it came straight out of a dream.
...So, what do you say?
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What the fu-
HANDS OFF OF MY FRIEND >: (
BACK OFF
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no u fucking tuna fish sandwichΒ
he's MINE
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(I hope Worm never actually finds this)
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(Well, considering the fact that we are virtually the same person, and the fact that I want to die... sure! *dramatically pulls out gun*)
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(WAIT, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT??? But... ok! *positions gun on forehead*
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( AYYY, THAT'S THE SPIRIT!! Now... pull it. )
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( As I said, pull the trigger.Β )
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( ...I'm scared... )
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( Do it, or I fucking will. )
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( OK, OK! *doesn't pull it* )
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( YOU SON OF A- *DRAMATICALLY PULLS TRIGGER* )
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( *DRAMATICALLY FLOPS OVER WITH BLOOD SPEWING OUT OF HEAD* )
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( *GASPS FOR AIR* )
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What the accual what do you mean, who even are you
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How much more obvious do I need to make it?
I'm the big gay for you.
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BUUT who are you??? At least tell me your age
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OwO LETS MAKE DEVIANTART GOOD AGAIN!
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