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Turbocharge0
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[2009-06-09 13:51:19 +0000 UTC]
"I just dont know what went wrong"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1502; Deviations: 232; Watchers: 269
Watching: 767; Pageviews: 46997; Comments Made: 6471; Friends: 767
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Everyone XDFavorite movies: A few
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rubber bands are cool
Favorite writers: EAP
Favorite games: Chess
Favorite gaming platform: Usually A Table.
Tools of the Trade: Everything.
Other Interests: Yes
# Comments
Comments: 922
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The Queen came up to the King and asked him to come to bed.
The King replied "Not yet, first I have to come up with what to call my elite soldiers."
Queen: "K, night."
King: "Babe, you're a genius."
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HEY FUCKER
Guess what I'm playing?
YOU GUESSED IT
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One of my friends died recently, I just got back from his funeral.
When I was speaking to his wife after the ceremony, I said "Bargain".
She looked me in the eyes and said "That means a great deal."
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A man is speaking to God. He asks God: "God, how long is a thousand years?"
God responds: "To me, it feels like a minute."
The man then asks, "God, how much is ten million dollars?"
God answers: "To me, it's a penny."
The man finally asks God one last question:
"God, may I have a penny?"
God answers him:
"Sure, wait just one minute."
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Another roman enters the same bar. He holds up two fingers βπ».
"I'd like to order five beers, please."
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A roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus.
The bartender asks: "You mean a martini?"
The roman: "If I wanted a double, I'd've asked for it!"
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Today I was in room 8D4 Nunnery Court. I like the Rainbow Dash.Β
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You have tracked me down. Β You are the first... be vigilant.... more may be watching.
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It's been a month late (things have been hectic over here) but a happy belated birthday Turbo!
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From an old member you used to talk to, hope you had a good Christmas and New Years and hope 2016 is treating you well thus far, Turbo. :3
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You too PP, thanks a lot!
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Ahoy there Galaxy Timelord!
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your probaly the first deviant i saw with a long term membership !
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You're welcome.
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It's your birthday??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! 
I hope it's an awesome one.Β
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