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# Comments
Comments: 207
octopusmandolin [2009-01-31 23:51:40 +0000 UTC]
Twenty-two foundation letters: three Mothers, seven Doubles, and twelve Elementals. The three Mothers, AMSh, their foundation is the pan of merit, the pan of liability, and the tongue of decree deciding between them.
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Triple7 In reply to Triple7 [2009-01-07 14:56:37 +0000 UTC]
Fried your hard drive, so Deviantart stuff just managed to fry as well.... going on with yourself?
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Klownfish In reply to Triple7 [2009-01-09 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]
starting new biznatch,
come back to me when you lose your shit chip-switch and see that smart mouth run then!
beeezatch
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tinylittlefracture [2009-01-04 20:02:59 +0000 UTC]
Aw, where'd all your stuff gooooo? I liked your crazy drawings and everything.
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Klownfish In reply to tinylittlefracture [2009-01-07 11:49:41 +0000 UTC]
I fried my hard drive,ah well,new stuff coming soon
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-11-21 16:48:06 +0000 UTC]
I think so.
I feel like I am dead though!
How bout you?
You taking care of your jibblets?
NAMASTE!
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octopusmandolin In reply to Klownfish [2008-12-01 09:53:23 +0000 UTC]
Where is Dick Cheney? I never see him anymore? His lopsided eggish head and his quartet of grand chins, all moist with sweat, all bouncing in unison with his breasts when he breathes. I yearn for his fat, cold, hollow, shaven chest that so grotesquely encases the blood-soaked, bodiless head of a tortured baby baby in place of his heart! I yearn for his murderous sociopathy and his complete disregard for human life. Where is my darling Vice President?? I can't go on without him!
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deviantSMUT [2008-10-02 03:32:49 +0000 UTC]
La manzana esta ardiendo. Guarda la manzana. Guarda la manzana. No mas, mi hermanito, porque la manzana esta ardiendo. Chaqueta, chaqueta, chaqueta, chaqueta, chaqueta, chaqueta, chaqueta.
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Klownfish In reply to ClanLatria [2008-09-30 23:58:38 +0000 UTC]
i was on hiatus
needed a break from all the poose!
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ClanLatria In reply to Klownfish [2008-10-01 00:16:53 +0000 UTC]
Ahh, that's cool. Cheers, welcome back around, though I'm not sure how long you've been actually back.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-09-07 21:06:42 +0000 UTC]
balls in a vice is a misleading title,its more like scrotal skin in a vice,its actually not that sore,its like elbow skin.
now if he actually had his balls in there id be impressed
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octopusmandolin [2008-09-01 10:53:37 +0000 UTC]
So I'm registered to take an anthropology course in the fall called Pacific Northwest Indians - it's focused on the history/culture/religion of Native Americans who lived/live in my local geographic area. Anyway, to make a short story long, today I thought I'd do some research beforehand into the pre-Christian religion of the local Natives. I was reading about spirit guides/dream guides and the belief that they emerge in lucid dreams, and I clicked on some embedded link which lead me to an article on techniques thought to trigger lucid dreams. So, to get to the point, when I scrolled down to the bottom of the page, I noticed the following disclaimer:
"If you have any concerns that lucid dreams might not be right for you, or if you suffer from any medical condition, please consult your doctor."
...seemed a bit off.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-09-01 13:33:30 +0000 UTC]
I had a whack lucid dream the other night.I was stuck in a huge room,it was so big I could see the walls in the distance.I knew I was dreaming and I really wanted to escape but to no avail.But then I remembered what I read recently about dream yoga and how the Tibetan Buddhists meditate in dreams to train for the journey in the Bardo,its like a transitory dreamlike stage between death and rebirth.So I plonked myself down on the ground and meditated in my dream and I woke up.It was so weird.Native Indians are cool,did you know they have no word for hallucinate in their language,its all visions.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-13 17:56:11 +0000 UTC]
Looks like my old fella
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-20 10:31:18 +0000 UTC]
it seems racism is still alive and kicking in America.SURPRISE SURPRISE!
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octopusmandolin In reply to Klownfish [2008-07-21 10:31:20 +0000 UTC]
Wow, this is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. It's a "pro-anorexia" website (there are millions of them) encouraging anorexia and offering tips on how to be anorexic. This section is called 'thinspiration', intended as inspiration for girls to keep starving themselves: [link]
What the hell is wrong with humanity? One of the rare occasions in which I feel like getting drunk.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-21 11:33:24 +0000 UTC]
THIS IS THE SADDEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE
[link]
SELF HARM IS REAL TRENDY NOWADAYS
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octopusmandolin In reply to Klownfish [2008-07-22 21:29:19 +0000 UTC]
Youtube won't let me access it unless I have a username. And on that same note, I am dying from menstrual cramps and I feel like I'm having a baby, while simultaneously experiencing a sudden flare of immense creativity. If only I had a laxative cake to top it all off.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-22 23:24:09 +0000 UTC]
Menstrual cramps,didn't God give you those bad lads because of what women did to man in Eden?I too have been bursting with creativity,all my old sketches I removed from here I have been writing poetry to go with the images for a illustrated poetry book.It will be a DIY job with the printing and stapling and stuff but it will be impressive none the less.Twenty poems with twenty illustrations.I am no poet but they rhyme and are very distasteful,I want to voice my hatred for society religion and politics.I am hoping to offend and maybe open peoples eyes to the bullshit that surrounds them.
What do menstrual cramps feel like?
Wow thats an odd question
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octopusmandolin In reply to Klownfish [2008-07-24 01:17:55 +0000 UTC]
I envy you for having the ability to ask that question
They feel like you have two little dwarfs inside of you, one kicking you in the lower stomach, the other kicking you in the lower back.
The illustrated poetry book is an excellent idea!
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-21 11:25:48 +0000 UTC]
I have seen all this shit before,its sickening.Friend of mine did a sculpture project on it,she made a cake out of laxatives.There is a girl who lives across the road from me and she is fucked,she weighs like 5 stone.She tried to top herself a couple of times but failed. Anorexia is a symptom of something a lot more complex and deeper than just sticking your fingers down your throat.They actually try to treat it with medication over here,thats how fucked up the world has gotten.I lost all faith in mankind years ago,have you ever read Arthur Schopenhauer?He was a big time pessimist,he sees mankind as some sort of error,but he ties his ideas up with the Upanishads and the Buddhists.He sees liberation from existence possible by losing the will to live by witnessing extreme suffering,interesting idea.
I almost vomited when I saw this bad lad [link] X9DoVfFEOk
Reminds me of Nazi indoctrination.
COME JOIN THE MISANTROPISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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octopusmandolin [2008-07-06 15:55:45 +0000 UTC]
If there's one thing the world needs, it's more pigeons.
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-07-06 22:11:46 +0000 UTC]
I got enough pigeons over here in Ireland.What we need is more emotionally unstable young women with a thing for men who carry black condoms.
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juju1573h5h17 [2008-07-01 07:05:58 +0000 UTC]
Wtf? D.A went and deleted one of my photos saying it was prohibited content.....since when is it illegal to post a male's genitals on D.A?
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Klownfish In reply to juju1573h5h17 [2008-07-01 12:09:44 +0000 UTC]
it depends on the context of the genitals,I'm guessing they are not a fan of boners
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juju1573h5h17 In reply to Klownfish [2008-07-03 16:40:42 +0000 UTC]
yeh but what if a guy just got a really long flacid one? How would they know anyway? Some guys are too small to look erect when their happy either. I just think they're splitting hairs about the whole thing.
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Klownfish In reply to juju1573h5h17 [2008-07-03 17:45:36 +0000 UTC]
I agree,but truth is made by those who are in power,and if those in power say its a boner,then unfortunately it is a boner.
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juju1573h5h17 In reply to Klownfish [2008-07-07 08:12:07 +0000 UTC]
ahhh....le sigh. That sucks man. Oh well I guess I'll just have to give him a half woody for shoots from now on
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Klownfish In reply to juju1573h5h17 [2008-07-07 11:45:27 +0000 UTC]
ah the infamous "chubby",
I say you get away with a chubby alright,not full on wood,just chubby
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Klownfish In reply to octopusmandolin [2008-06-07 18:12:03 +0000 UTC]
the Mexicans were to ones who killed Jesus
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