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Angela-Story
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"The issue is there's a problem"
# Statistics
Favourites: 2702; Deviations: 54; Watchers: 22
Watching: 39; Pageviews: 5462; Comments Made: 150; Friends: 39
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No problem
Have a good day too!
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 26: Dark - A face for deep space radio...
But he does have a butt for talk show television. I hear it’s already in negotiations with several networks about a primetime show slot. Of course, everyone knows that if you want to make it as a rear-end in the entertainment industry the only real choice is online streaming, so I don’t understand why his ass has been making a real…jerk of itself. You get your cheeks exposed on the cover of one international magazine and now you think you get to wear the big pants. Next thing you know, he’ll end up having to get butt insurance, and boy is that a pain in the neck.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 24: Dizzy - The walls are melting...
Which just goes to show you that you should never build your home from margarine. I know, I know, I should have sprung for a more expensive construction material, like butter, but with the drought, and the rising cost of milk, butter was just a little outside my price range. I blame my contractor. He told me that Canola was just as structurally sound as butter but contained half the fat, and since I’m not a qualified organic engineer, I believed him. And, there goes the bathroom. Dammit. At this rate, I’m not going to have enough of a house to spread on my toast in the morning.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 23: Ancient - I think I found the problem
I see you’ve got your ramset driver plugged into your nine iron and that’s just not going to work. How can you expect to get good reception or decent yardage without using a shaved Pekinese as some sort of buffer? My suggestion is that you upgrade your memories to some sort of flashback drive and then you don’t have to worry about losing all your dates to Sheryl, down in marketing. Of course, if you want a new system entirely, I know a Danish Wolfhorse that can give a good deal on a brand new system of government and will even throw in a free monitor lizard. Just let me know and I’ll get you her number.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 21: Treasure - I say we go left...
And I stand by that choice. In fact, when faced with a fork in the path, I always go left. It is a life philosophy that has served me well, right up until last week. An overloaded tanker exploded, due to an overheated burrito, just off our coastal hamlet. But don’t worry, no one was injured. The tanker was fully automated, which begs the burrito question, now that I think about it. The point is, the tanker’s cargo of low grade weaponized cutlery was jettisoned during the explosion and now you can’t walk three feet without stumbling upon a fork, sticking out of the ground. It’s been a very disorienting seven days.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 10: Pattern - Relax, don't do it...
I know that it seems like a good idea but I guarantee that this choice will haunt you for the rest of your days. Regret, shame, humiliation, not to mention the societal consequences should you still decide to go through with it. I knew a guy who did what your about to do and he had to sell his wife, divorce his house and hand his kids to animal control because of it. We won’t even talk about his dog. So as someone who has seen the damage and devastation first hand, I must beg you, don’t do it. If you eat that pickle, lives will be ruined. You can still do the right thing. Just step away from the pickle and we can talk about it. You must have something to live for, right? Family, friends, maybe a pet? I hear Lithuanian Aerial Gophers make great pets. It’s not too late. Why don’t we just leave the pickle here, head down to the pet store and check it out? What do you say?
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Thank you sooo much for the favs, I really appreciate it!!
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You're welcome! I really love the way you do coloring. And thanks for the favs too!
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Ya, I noticed you draw dragons and they are actually pretty good ;3
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Thank you sooo much for the fav, I really appreciate it!!!
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Hi. Thank you kindly for the watch. I appreciate it.
Have a good day.
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Thank you so much for the watch
if you want, followme also on
www.instagram.com/crisreyart/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8vVB…
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You're welcome! I subscribed to you on youtube
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