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TheArchaeopteryx
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"Her Highness"
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# Comments
Comments: 127
You're quite welcome.
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thanks for the llama..
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~TheArchaeopteryx would like its llama back, kthx.
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~TheArchaeopteryx gives its incerest gratitude and appreciation.
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quit spazzing at my old drawings D< they is old and you can stfu. NOOB ON DA. C:
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Oh gawd you called me a n00b
I'm totally fucked now eh
*hides in emo corner after being LIEK TTLY INSULTED*
And I really don't understand why you people love commenting on my profile so much instead of hitting the "reply" button...
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ehehhe sure.
you fail at being sarcastic. c:
Its a dA thing.
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Apparently I don't, since you were able to pick up the irony in my remark.
And actually, it's a Facebook thing. Because that's what you're supposed to do on Facebook. And wait, what's this? We're on deviantART? And there are REPLY buttons made specifically to.. oh, I don't know.. REPLY to the comment? I never would have guessed at such an ingeniously brilliant idea!
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THEN YOU BLOW.
At least I know how to spell 'you.' And make an argument, for that matter. ^^
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sir, or madam
i dont know what your beef with me is
you just decided to get angry with me because your opinion of "good literature" didnt fit what i wrote
so please, if i treat you with kindness, will you treat me with kindness in return? :]
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Haven't we been through this already? I stopped harassing you a long time ago.
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oh yes, i know that
but now im coming to you with a request to be your friend, or at least your aquantaince
i think if we could get to know eachother just a tiny bit, things could get better
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Sounds alright.
You're Alex, correct? I'm Archaeopteryx. Not Arch, not Arhchae. Archaeopteryx. Thank you.
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thata a very long name!
Archaeopteryx
it's a type of dragon, right? or something similar?
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Ancient reptile, actually. Dragons are a fictitious species, while the Archaeopteryx lived in the late jurassic.
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dinosaur was my second guess, but i thought that was wrong so i didnt say it :[
its part birdlike right?
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It's supposedly the missing link between feathered avians and the dinosaurs, but I don't believe that. I consider it to be just another animal, though it happens to have the characteristics of both suborders, just as a bat is the only flying mammal, or that the platypus lays eggs.
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cool! 8D
that's an awesome animal to be
im just a red fox ^^
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I'm not an archaeopteryx, I merely call myself after it.
And, too, I doubt you are any sort of animal besides human. If you were truly a fox, you would not be typing on a computer, much less indoors in the first place.
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it's just the animal i identify with, you silly
just like you identify with archaepteryx
why are you so desperate to make everything literal and make sense? life would be no fun without mysticism.
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Ah, I see. Then I suppose I am an archaeopteryx, if that's what you mean by it.
Yes, but life would cease to exist without reason and order. However, I am not against amusement and merrymaking.
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so far you have tried to pick apart most everything ive said and make sense of it
ever heard the song "Dancing Through Life?"
Those are the lyrics I pretty much try to live by
I mean, minus the brainless part
because I am quite smart, i made it into college after all :]
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I tend to do that often. I take pleasure in order and neatness, because although the world would cease to be itself without the chaos factor, it would, too, without order. In addition, it makes things less confusing, and eliminates most confusion in conversations.
However, those are enjoyable lyrics, and I can see your motive for using them as a life model. You are definitely somewhat intelligent in your thinking, from what I've seen.
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and you are too, when you weren't calling me names, you made relevant arguments
but the whore bit was unnecessary :[
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Bringing out this subject was a tad unnecessary, too. I had once thought you wanted to "start anew" and become "friends, or at least acquaintances." Now I begin to question your motives, and memory for said motives.
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i do deserve to know why you decided to call me a whore, though
so i can avoid further triggers in the future
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I was merely being a troll, of course. You can't avoid trolls.
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but doesnt being a troll entail trying to put someone down without making yourself look bad? calling someone you dont know a whore...
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Not always. There are many different ways one can troll. I usually do it just for the sake of pissing someone off and getting a reaction, so I guess I'm more of a flamer than a troll. The more dramatic the reaction, the more enjoyable and overall hilarious it is for me. Of course, this is only my own opinion. Another troll might tell you differently.
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Alright.
This is honestly becoming pathetic.
You, my friend, suffer from an
unfortunate case of dementia.
You have been a deviant for about one month. Your favorites consist of two semi-original deviations and you ever-so-cleverly wrote down "your mom" as your sole interest, which clearly shows your low general intellect, or lack thereof.
You have hidden all of your information, including your basic activities.
This leads to only one conclusion - your unappreciated existence on this site is solely for the purpose of putting down one deviant by the name of ~AlexKingOfTheDamned .
And to be honest, your alleged 'put downs' are very pathetic.
You overuse curse words, and your abuse of the word 'dick' and 'cock,' which follow in pursuit of each other after almost every other word, show that not only is your vocabulary limited to that of an uneducated underclassman, you also have absolutely no idea how to bitch slap somebody.
Whatever you are, little boy or little girl, learn your place.
If you dislike his deviations, if you disagree with his style, if it pains you to look at his art, Godspeed. It is your decision whether or not you appreciate his creations.
However, if you are going to harass his work, and harass him, publicly or privately, you will be reported.
And if you come back, like the sad worm you are, you will be reported again.
And again.
And again.
Before you start harassing someone for their literary work, learn to spell correctly.
Learn to use grammar correctly.
And stop relying on the word 'fuck' so much.
The reason he no longer responds to your sad excuses of offends is because they really are nothing but pathetic. He doesn't waste his time with you.
And no one in their right mind should.
You are rude, disrespectful, and from the way you are behaving, you come off as being socially inept.
Stop harassing him.
If you can't say anything smart, say nothing at all.
And dear, so far, nothing at all - not a speck of anything you've written - has been anywhere near smart.
So do the world a favor.
Stop your dirty typing.
Cheers.
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Oh look, another of Alex's butthurt slaves coming to save him from the mean old troll. :'c
Don't get me wrong, I admire the fact that you're wasting your time on a such a supposedly pathetic person as myself. But if you're so keen on calling me "dirty," "socially inept," and "disrespectful," then why try? Am I not the things that you called me? Does this mean you actually have hope for me? Anyway, by insulting me in the many ways you have in the 6-or-so replies you've made on my profile and various other places (which would actually be considered spam, so you, too, could be reported), you're no worse than I am.
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While I appreciate that you didn't go off and use your typical come backs on me, I can't help but disagree with your reasoning.
I wouldn't have bothered writing to you had Alex not complained to me himself. And trust me, he only comes to me as a last resort. I'm not trying to salvage you. I believe if you were raised to behave the way you do, there's nothing I can do about it. You're not my child, it's not my job to educate you in the ways of courtesy and etiquette. However, I cannot turn a blind eye away when someone is harassing a person dear to me, and causing him mental and emotional discomfort.
No matter how sad your "attacks" are, he still sees them, and the fact that they exist to begin with on his page is enough for me to get plenty irritated. I do not need to explain myself to you. If I wish to spam your unvisited page, I damn well will, especially since you so graciously decided to do the same with Alex's page. Feel free to report me if you are so inclined. I've done nothing wrong.
All the comments I posted, I posted on Alex's deviations and his page.
The only time I ever "spammed" your profile was when I wrote the original comment, the first time. I just felt like I'd make my point clearer if I posted that very same comment on some of your other replies. Sometimes, children need to have things repeated to them for them to understand.
Now I don't know who you are or what you want, but for goodness sake leave well enough alone. Alex has done nothing to you - and if he has, this is a sore way of making him understand your position. Though I'm fairly sure you're just another stranger with far too much time on your hands.
I couldn't care less what your view of me is.
You could think I'm the same as you, you could think I'm polar opposite of you. You could think I'm Alex's "butthurt slave," as you oh-so cleverly described me. I honestly don't give a rat's ass.
Whatever your issues are, sort them out quickly, please. Your negativity is stifling.
However, I do appreciate the proper grammar in your reply.
Thank you very much.
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aww, poor baby cant even count
she left two replies, dumbshit
alex doesnt need "saving" from someone he couldn't care less about
he has chosen to ignore you and be the better person. one needs no saving from being a better person.
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Then why do his loyal servants come to his rescue?
And dude, you didn't see my inbox. She replied to all of the arguments I started on his deviations and profile, and posted a comment on my page. That's definitely over two replies.
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then she knows how to troll a troller
you obviously feel threatened, saying that she could be "banned" for sticking up for a friend
you need to understand something
Alex isn't some pitiful kid who is sending his big brother out to fight his battles
He's the general, and we are his army
He fought his turn, but when you started getting pitiful, he lets his warriors take over
because he has better things to do than sit online for hours defending the honor that you so pitifully try to attack
unlike you. who DOES sit online and do nothing but pitifully attac the honor of said general.
and others, so I've seen.
get a life, dude
you're nothing but amusing now
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What is this, Lord of the Rings? We're not in a war, dumbass. You're not part of an army, and he's not your fucking general, but most of all, you're not "defending his honor." Where'd you get that bullshit? World of Warcraft?
It's not like he doesn't sit at home all day and write pornography and draw naked children, instead. That would be inconceivable.
And she's not trolling, she's detrolling. You obviously don't know what a troll is.
"you're nothing but amusing now"
That's exactly what I've been saying ever since I first saw Alex's work. And again, you obviously don't know what a troll is.
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LIFE is a war, you retard
he goes to COLLEGE
he has COURSES
he does NOT sit at home all day
besides, have you not seen most of his recent deviaions? none of them are even remotely pornographic!!
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He said the one of the supposed 18-year-old originally had an erection. That is porn.
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no, he did not POST anything pornographic
if you wanted the nude picture, you could email him for it
but he doesnt post anything "porno" anymore
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He's smart.
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yes, he is
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wat an ass. you're bloody pathetic you know. attacking people you've never even met for no apparent reason other than it makes you feel good about yourself. do your parents hate you or something?
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B'aww, someone's butthurt because I made their idol cry. I sowwy, I'll go call the WAAAmbulance.
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hah, idol?
you know LondonQueen001 is alex's EX-LOVER right?
i know her too
alex is NOT her idol
he is her friend
idol.
pssh.
how funny.
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