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"Ash"
# Statistics
Favourites: 34; Deviations: 27; Watchers: 14
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 5994; Comments Made: 346; Friends: 15
# Comments
Comments: 47
A lucky star dropped on earth one night, and it asked me,"What do you want? A million dollars, or a true friend?" I chose a million dollars.....because I already got you.*Send this to 20 of your truest friends of DA; if you get this back you're a true friend!
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well thank you mister, glad you've liked what i do (:
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Yeah well, what can I say? My own camera's broke.
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whoa you look sort of like my brother, only with longer hair o_o XD
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Who gave you permission to write on my page?
Also, that's slightly creepy; neither I nor my older sister nor my younger brother look anything like you at all.
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OHH. I don't really remember you, but a stranger wouldn't get it so ok!
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I'm commenting on your page.
My little boy's all grown up *sniffles*
Does today feel any different than any other day? Does this summer feel different than any other summer?
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Hey, train station friend! I haven't been on this site for a looong time. Maybe I'll do a little updating. Your work looks really good.
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Thank you for your wonderful comment. 
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Made your day, did it? I can hardly find time to make my bed as it is.
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I'm not hard to please.
And I don't like to make my bed all that often.
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Hard to please and easy to excite are two very different things. Actually, inserted sexual innuendo ftl.
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It was utterly unintended.
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I was talking about mine, but now that I think about it....
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So then, we're both losers?
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You could say that; I'm just glad I didn't get sued for sexual harassment yet.
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Yet being the key word.
It'll happen someday. There's always opportunities for sexual harassment
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And that's why some of us chain our hands to our pockets.
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It's the safest way to go out!
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I should marry a prissy prude and get on with it.
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heya! saw u in praise thread in forum and thought drop by to say hello!!! 
something for u regarding "" hehe "u may not change te world on a grand scale, but u can make it a better place, one good deed at a time!"
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Hey, can you write me something?
Just.. something short and ... thought provoking.
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ka-ching.
i was waiting for the bus beside this chinese guy and realised i really like the bouncy spikeiness of short chinese hair. is yours like that?
was that racist? if it was im terribly sorry
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You racist bastard. Now I'm so insulted I'm going to STOP making my authentic chinese hair so spiky.
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awwww im sorryyy derrek!!
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hello slinky neck.
have you ever seen the cover of this bjork album.. where her neck is bound with silver rings? apparently in some culture (i believe its an asian one) they put those around women's necks throughout there life for different reasons and if one day she does something bad (i cant really remember the details) they take these rings off and her neck snaps because she doesnt have that support anymore. freaky, no?
have a merry christmas and i hope you make lots of good memories !
oh an thank you for the favourite
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WOW. That's my christmas present RIGHT THERE. A freaky comment and a happy wishful thinking thanking thing. hahah Merry Christmas to you too! And for god's sake, find some meaning in life!
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Yours is kind of plague I loathe about this place. I hope you rot in worshipof your phallic idol. See how high you ride in the real world. Loser.
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Damn straight I'll rot in my appreciationship of the maleness..... though I suppose that does come bundled in with everything else and all....
The real world's not going to get me because it doesn't exist. Nope, not at all...
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hey derek.
how's it going? i wish you lived closer, it would be cool to hang out. unfortunatly, we have to settle for deviant art and msn. so thats why i'm leaving this comment..
good night wanna be poet.
you have more pageviews than me
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1st comment. I demand some sort of prize...or special treat. I accept chocolate loonies.
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blast! second comment. coulda sworn I didnt see the other one. oh well, still chocolate?
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Sure, why not. I have tons of chocolate. Problem is, is that it's in granola bar form.
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